a night on the town
a cincinnati bow tie
she's dressed to impress

-B

Old Ben said to him,
"Yoda, they're after your balls!"
Old Ben was confused.

-jbs

Mighty, pulling dog,
you have no balls! I have balls!
Go to the bathroom!

-jbs

infecting seepage
fusing scrotal lining to
sweating inside thigh

Fuzzy, nagging things.
My balls quite resemble a
joey in the pouch.

-jbs

"They are supposed to
be twins" she sighed. But my balls
don't hang that way fool.

Razor's edge

Shaved testicles

Razor's edge so close to pride

Be kind, do not slip

Teaching

Not allowed at all

To write about hairy balls

At work, I must wait

Glory be to the
Father, to the Son, and to
his Holy Gonads

-B

loose...chafing...boxers
oh what to do, what to do?
tight...tidy whities

-B

( )
drawing balls is fun to do!
( )

-B

translation:
bracket space bracket
drawing balls is fun to do!
bracket space bracket

balls in a vice grip
henry rollins holds them firm
he slept on that couch.

don't have 'em so...

&~
{}-
i drew balls instead.

-B

translation:
ampersand tilde
curly brace curly brace dash
i drew balls instead.

getting tutored rules.
what have I been working on?
balls haiku's mostly.

-pto

Steal a camera
Crowd 'round it in the bathroom
Russ's balls are gray

-Pete

Happy birthday, Lew
Relax as I give your balls
An Indian burn

-Pete

political balls

one's black, one woman
both got balls bigger than bush
the future looks bright

-B

Buster has no balls.
He was just a little pup
robbed of a future.

-jbs

Do dogs miss their balls
the way a human would miss
a severed finger?

-jbs

My balls LOVE to dance!
They politely decline, though.
They won't do "the twist."

-jbs

at work not working
reading balls haikus laughing
it was Big Balla!

-B

Graduate students

Sitting in lectures writing

Haikus about balls

-Pete

Naked on the porch

The wind blows through my ballsack

Emancipation

-Pete

Sick with my disease

Will they ever find a cure

For exploding balls?

-Pete

Stinky smelly warm

Rotten melon in the sun

Orange interloper

lam

They've grown tentacles!
My balls have grown tentacles!
It was just a dream

mpn

I've taken the time
To trim a little down there
Handsome, are they not?

mpn

No time for debate
There's blood on the bathroom tile
Get these balls some gauze

mpn

The searing pain spreads
Deep into my abdomen
I've been kicked down there

mpn

Scrotum skin pulled tight
Red and blue like highway maps
Patriotic veins

-jbs

Pull my scrotum tight
Pour His blood in the hollow
Holy sack-rament

-jbs

Dick Ontoast

My balls scarfed a meal.
Seyth was the guy who cooked it.
He had dick on toast.

-JBS

i can hear my balls.
they ask me to turn it up.
hold your horses balls.

-pto

hey balls hit the road!
you are wasting my time balls!
sorry balls, i'm drunk.

-pto

balls love open bars.
they mingle with the ladies
extroverted balls.

-pto

dog in a bathtub
talking about my balls man
they don't fit in there.

-pto

Pummelled by the waves
Drowning in a sea of tears
Can his balls survive?

-Pete

Alone in a field
A flash across the night sky
My balls strike the earth

-Pete

Underneath the tree
On December 25th
New balls for Christmas

-Pete

Thought she was a girl
Until I could smell her balls
Unmistakable

-Pete

Who invented Balls?
It must have been a man who
cared deeply for sperm.

Roll that shit up bitch!
She shouted like a man at
my shy smoking balls.

Five more men were killed
When will the violence end?
Only balls will tell

-Pete

My pastor knelt down
He whispered, "Balls be with you"
"And also with you"

-Pete

Fuck the IRS
Don't pay taxes and they will
Throw your balls in jail

-Pete

Humid, humid room,
are you keeping these balls moist?
I've tried everything.

-rjm

My balls are Prize balls.
Not lottery or keno:
Prize like "County Fair".

-rjm

Who could guess how great
my balls look when I shower?
Would you care to see?

i fell from a great
tower, but my balls caught a
branch on the way down

one man has large balls
and another tiny ones
it's the way things go

i once had a dream
with giant red balls tearing
at my clothes and flesh

eating hard on balls
can look like a pirate ship
from the right angle

-jbs

i injured my balls
and they grafted elbow skin
to my withered scrout

-jbs

a dude strangled his
own balls using the hair that
grew from his own balls

-mpn

two new types of balls:
double indemnity balls
and lasertoast balls

-jbs

balls make life better
balls give me reason to live
balls are gift of life

-jaime?

my balls have a name,
endearing, yet accurate:
"trouble down below"

-jbs

mike has a secret
though he hates to bring it up
it's about his balls

-jbs

all i want is balls
all i think about is balls
it's a pleasant life

-jbs?

i said, "show me food."
he said, "i'll show you my balls."
i thanked him for hours

-jbs

my balls hang low when
it's warm and when it's cold
my balls stay close to me

my balls hurt so bad.
morton andersen's down there
kicking at my balls.

On such days as these,
sorrows of a thousand men
ache within my balls.

-jbs

Father says to son,
"If it were not for my balls,
you would not exist."

-jbs

"wow, look at those things."
"yeah", 'sheed says "those ball's don't lie."
"no 'sheed, they do not."

I wish that my balls
had online multiplayer,
they would pown your balls.

-pto

Balls play hide-and-seek.
They can hide behind a bush
or under a rug.

-jbs

Signal flare goes up,
blazing the side of the street.
My balls blew a tire.

-SSM

My doink is so small

I cannot avoid pissing

All over my balls

-Pete

Hawthorne wrote a lot.
Great fiction regarding balls.
Thank you, Nathaniel.

The snow storm billows.
My balls ask, "Can we go home?"
Yes, balls, we may go.

I call them my balls.
I call them my best buddies.
you can call them, Mr. Balls.

-pto

My balls can drain J's
From anywhere on the court.
My balls are on fire.

-SSM

Jerry Lee Lewis
actually meant to say
"My balls are on fire!"

-jbs

I have a neat trick

Wherein I lift up my balls

Without using hands

-JBS

It's going to take some...

Well, let's call it character.

No.  Let's call it balls.

-Pete

When my balls get drunk

They always get in trouble

With the fucking cops

-Pete

my favorite part
of the lamb of god must be
the lamb of god's balls

-jbs

up in outer space
balls can flop in many ways
thanks to weightlessness

-JBS

all i want to do
is play with somebody's balls
in a hovercraft.

-JBS

camel toe ball sack
you hang low like mama left
perk up, sad, small sack

-Jaime