If you doubt that balls
are utilitarian
how were you conceived?

Let fly a moist fart
Your balls will experience
Aromatic bliss

Boner pill emails
Promise me a bigger dick.
Do they work on balls?

Blue smoke fills the air
Peak torque at high RPMs
My balls laid a patch

my balls, like paper
can be folded into shapes
wondrous shapes indeed

drew lines on paper
and called it balls on your chin
it's a good day's work

ham salad sounds good
about as good as balls paté
want soda with that?

that weed was so strong
it made my dick hit the ground
and twisted my balls

You're getting married
Get those balls clean, and ready
It's their time to shine

Oh my aching balls!
Software application's broke,
Can't be productive. =(

ninety days at sea
me balls got salty and mean
heave, ho, thar she blows!

Balls deep in grad apps
Why do I procrastinate
by writing haikus?

i whipped around quick
shot him in the balls again
dude will never learn