b

She adores huge balls

with music and dance while he

adores his own nuts.

LDFrels

b

Cool parents, has he.

"How's it hanging?" they now ask

most literally.

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b

Bullocks to the rest

who would not appreciate

his poetic gifts.

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b

But back to the son

and the family jewels

secretly described.

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b

"Ah, nutsack envy,"

Freud would claim to boost male pride.

Wrong again, Sigmund.

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b

"Sing ho, dearest son,

I am humbled by your 'nads

and your poetry."

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b

His creative use

of lingo testicular

source of step-mom's pride.

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b

shiny and flapping,

regenerative, no less,

son's balls, father's pride.

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b

they are unaware

his gonads and his scrotum

enjoy online fame

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b

in his family,

genitalial haiku

shocks all but a few.

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b

Father's extreme pride

in Son's gonadinal prose

Cannot be measured.

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b

My husband's huge plums,

Standard by which to compare

My lovers' balls. Shhh!

LDFrels

s

Step-son LVFrels,
I love you even more now.
Read your balls haiku

LDFrels

b

Fearless advocate
Of students without a voice
Mr. Ball has balls.

Don't get it twisted
Excruciating nightmare
 Woke up in a sweat

-NCaspro

When applying caulk
Wipe with balls for smooth finish
Great final product

New Year's

New Year's Rockin' Eve:
Times Square parties like crazy,
watching my balls drop.