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Balls Haiku
5-7-5, keep it live.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
two new types of balls:
double indemnity balls
and lasertoast balls
-jbs
1 comment:
sandeee
said...
this is another favorite. i really like lasertoast balls.
February 13, 2008 at 3:48 PM
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this is another favorite. i really like lasertoast balls.
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