Smiths night at Danny's
One hundred million hot babes
My balls are flustered

Balls and shit, man. Balls!
Balls and shit, man! Balls and shit!
You're not listening.

-jbs

Don't piss on my balls
and tell me that it's raining.
My balls know better.

-jbs

Dude said, "Suck my balls"

I'm always one step ahead

I said, "Present them"

Daily I jerk off 

To these balls haikus - I know, 

I have a problem