Saturday, March 22, 2008

Football, baseball, squash
Tennis, ping pong, jai alai
Wait, what's the topic?
My balls turned so blue
At the very thought of you
One stroke and I blew
drank so much coffee
that my balls started twitching
wonders never cease
how you gonna pay?
peckerhead checker asked me
go lick balls, i said
i lifted my balls
let some folks amble on through
set them down again
Yeah, play with my balls.
Play with my balls, play with my...
Hey wait, I'm not done!

~Jon
Concerning women.
Some of them don't suck on balls.
Underachievers.

~Jon
Ahh, the money shot.
Give credit to the testes.
They do all the work.

~Jon
My balls are too big.
They weigh me down ev'ry day.
Elephantitis.

~Jon
Take your balls in hand.
Shave them with cream and razor.
It will change your life.

~Jon

Friday, March 21, 2008

Locker room horseplay
A wet towel snaps my sack
Splits, balls tumble out
Give your balls a treat.
Go on, you know you want to.
Have they not earned it?

-jbs
There's no need to shout.
Please, stop yelling at my balls.
Shh. You're scaring them.

-jbs
Out at the Old Town,
my balls shrivel up. Way up!
Loud noise scares my balls.

-jbs

Monday, March 17, 2008

Our Shark


Balls go into cage
And cage goes into salsa
Shark is in salsa

-Pete

Sunday, March 16, 2008

i like riding bulls
smash the balls, flap and flail
there's nothing better

Requiem for a Space Moose

Dreaming about breasts
Big, ripe, disembodied tits
I awake, turgid

~ http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/poetry2.gif