The rape of the sack

O glittering forfex wide

Castration ensues

-Pete (thx alexander pope)

shorts in Hawaii
centipede crawls over balls
freak out, maybe die.

saturday is a
great day to take your balls out
shine'em, whatever

i have to reach down
grab up my balls with both hands
just to feel normal

he's reefin' on it
really gettin' after it
suck a nut, dude, yeah!

Pete himmed me on balls.

At least they were a dog's balls.

It could have been worse.

zesty seafood

searched the salty sea
she swallowed man oysters whole
beneath the sea slug

-B (tnx Bub!)

prez received a call.
...national security...
something about balls....

this is how we roll
with bricks, sticks, fuckin' crowbars,
balls to the walls, man.

skipped across the lake
on two really abused balls
face-plant in hard sand

everyone's honking
yelling and making a fuss
all over my balls

accidentally
forgot my balls at the park
they found their way home

Gently squeeze my balls
Strangle me a little bit
Squeeze my balls again

-jbs (thx scb3)

Batman loves big balls

Dark knight: Who has the biggest?

Cap'n America

Albert Einstein kicks
theoretical balls in
the gnadth dimension

play call of duty
against wetballs one three three
oh,fuck he's killed me.

Sometimes, when I'm strapped,
The gat, tucked in my waistband,
points right at my balls.

-jbs

My balls are stalking

Walking in their big black boots

But when will they shoot?

-Pete

Hopping a chain link
Fence can be quite dangerous
Don't tear your coinpurse

-mpn

Hmm... my balls sure do

Spend lots of time together

Maybe they are gay.

-Pete

I'll tell you once more:

Get that shit out of my face

Or you'll lose a ball

-Pete

Deuce and a quarter

From 1972

That shit has balls son

=Pete

I told her, "You make
My nuts tight." She said she did
Not know what I meant.

-mpn

Roller coaster balls,
Up and down and 'round we go!
My balls just threw up.

-jbs