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5-7-5, keep it live.
Monday, February 25, 2008
She ordered foie gras.
I offered my balls and said,
"These are pretty fowl."
-jbs
1 comment:
tourette
said...
this is one of my favorites. :)
February 29, 2008 at 2:18 PM
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this is one of my favorites. :)
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