I need some Advil.
Last night I threw my back out
playing with my balls.

My balls are heavy!
That's why I threw my back out
while playing with them.

Eh? What's that you say?
Oh, you've never hurt your back
playing with your balls?

Your balls must be small!
Ha, ha, ha! Your balls are small!
Everybody laughs.

Balls are the zenith
of man's civilization.
What is the nadir?

rotten zombie balls
provide a convenient snack
for other zombies