Football, baseball, squash
Tennis, ping pong, jai alai
Wait, what's the topic?

My balls turned so blue
At the very thought of you
One stroke and I blew

drank so much coffee
that my balls started twitching
wonders never cease

how you gonna pay?
peckerhead checker asked me
go lick balls, i said

i lifted my balls
let some folks amble on through
set them down again

Yeah, play with my balls.
Play with my balls, play with my...
Hey wait, I'm not done!

~Jon

Concerning women.
Some of them don't suck on balls.
Underachievers.

~Jon

Ahh, the money shot.
Give credit to the testes.
They do all the work.

~Jon

My balls are too big.
They weigh me down ev'ry day.
Elephantitis.

~Jon

Take your balls in hand.
Shave them with cream and razor.
It will change your life.

~Jon

Locker room horseplay
A wet towel snaps my sack
Splits, balls tumble out

Give your balls a treat.
Go on, you know you want to.
Have they not earned it?

-jbs

There's no need to shout.
Please, stop yelling at my balls.
Shh. You're scaring them.

-jbs

Out at the Old Town,
my balls shrivel up. Way up!
Loud noise scares my balls.

-jbs

Our Shark

Balls go into cage

And cage goes into salsa

Shark is in salsa

-Pete

i like riding bulls
smash the balls, flap and flail
there's nothing better

Requiem for a Space Moose

Dreaming about breasts
Big, ripe, disembodied tits
I awake, turgid

~ http://www.cs.grin.edu/~wellons/comics/space-moose/poetry2.gif