Mandy was confused
I spoke of nachos and she
Thought that I meant balls

-mpn

Lance Armstrong's Lament

When I'm feeling bored
I like to massage my nuts
Oh no! It's a lump!

A Formidable Obstacle to Ambulation

I had a bad day
Yesterday I woke up and
I tripped on my balls

Steep This....

My balls hang so low
I smack people from afar
Long distance teabags

Flesh Pearls

All the fly bitches
Want to suck on my satchel
Line forms to the right

When I tape my balls,
I use digital hi-8.
Looks and sounds the best.

-jbs

when you tape your balls
what kind of tape do you use
i'm using scotch tape

does it take balls to
shoot to kill another or
is it cowardice

elefant got ballz
2 big ol' pachyderm ballz
oh where to put em

-Dano

Sing it from your balls

"I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SA-AY!"

"SHOCKOCTOCOTCOC!"

-Pete

Bush sucks Satan's balls
that is all i have to say
die in pain, fucker

"maps like, and such as"

Miss Teen South Carolina

Must have balls for brains

-Pete

I'll cut your balls off.
You hear that, motherfucker?
I'll cut your balls off.

-jbs

Yo Luke:  I just read

Your haiku about the flag.

Similar balls themes!

-Pete

In a time of war...

Why'd you hoist your balls

To the top of that flagpole?

For love of country.

-Pete

permission granted
you may portray my balls on
your national flag